Scott Montgomery 
Hit the Ground Punning [PDF ebook] 
A Little Book of Jokes

Packed with over 400 puns and one-liners, this swearword-free joke book contains laughs for all ages – although the publisher omitted the gag about cartilage (it was a bit close to the bone).Fancy a taste? (Warning: edible version not yet available)I’m obsessed with emptying my wheelie bin. Just putting it out there.My toddler nephew is feeling guilty about making a mess with alphabetti spaghetti. It’s written all over his face.Grappling-hook chic? That’ll never catch on.Horses can be so negative sometimes. Such neigh-sayers.