Simon Brett 
Baby Tips for Mums [EPUB ebook] 

So you ve carried your baby around for nine months and survived the pains and stresses of childbirth itself: surely it s time you had a well-earned rest? Whether you re a new mum or you have a Ph D in child-rearing, this handy little book will help you through the burping, whining and tantrums and not just the ones from your partner. Full of no-nonsense definitions, tips on how to handle friends and relatives, and pithy one-liners about the brutal truths of parenting, Baby Tips for Mums is the perfect funny gift for any new mum.