Brian P. Cleary 
Eating My Words [EPUB ebook] 
And 128 Other Poems

At lunch, / I ate three cans / of alphabet soup. / An hour later / I had / thesaurus / throat / ever.Would you care for a cupful of couplets? How about a helping of haiku? Brian P. Cleary offers poetry by the plateful in this clever collection! Wordplay and humor abound in poems that cover everything from pets to school to food and much more. Eye-catching illustrations add to the fun, and the book is sprinkled with bonus facts about poetic forms and rhyme schemes. Whether grabbing a quick bite or sitting down to a full meal, readers will laugh, giggle, chuckle, and chortle their way through this poetic feast!