David Mills 
Scattered Thoughts from a Scattered Mind [EPUB ebook] 
Volume Iii a Laugh a Minute

Like Elvis, David Mills has left the building. It was a few short months ago, near closing time at the Tradewinds Lounge in St. Augustine, Florida, when he announced to the crowd Im going to find my fortune in the uranium fields of west Texas!They say its just lying around on the ground out there and all you have to do is pick it up!And he hasnt been seen since. Sadly, before he disappeared, no one had the opportunity to explain to him that there was no such thing as uranium fields in West Texas. In his absence, we hope you enjoy this, his third helping of Scattered Thoughts.