Aska Aska 
In Case of Emergency – A Book for Computer Security Experts at the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown [EPUB ebook] 

This book has been written for IT Security Experts (or all kind of IT geeks) at the edge of a nervous breakdown. The author is a security engineer who decided one day to write down everything that she heard that make her wanting to kill somebody. Someday, one co-worker convinced her to publish her collection. Here it is : more than eighty quotes to laugh instead of scream out.