M. L. Buchman 
Saviors 101 [EPUB ebook] 

-a Deities Anonymous novel-
The Gods sent Dana Murphy to Seattle to save the Earth. But, no one remembered to tell her that.
The problem? In a fit of ennui, the Software that Runs the Universe launches the Armageddon subroutine. Now, all Creation won’t last the week.
Dana’s assets:
• The Best Friend – dropped out of Girl Scouts to drive race cars
• The Boy Friend – an aerodynamics major who goes with the flow
• The Nerd – wrote the hottest new on-line game
• The Devil – who’s in hiding.
• A pint-size angel with a talking disorder—she never shuts up.
• A poet and a prophet with over five thousand years combined experience at being dead.
The forces of evil are amassing.
Then the gods start bickering…