Parker Douglas Parker 
Trench Phillips and the English Muffin McGuffin [EPUB ebook] 

Poor Lou! He could never catch a break – even after he was dead!Buffalo Police Detective Trench Phillips has the responsibility of tracking down the brutal executioner who ripped Lou’s head from his body! While clashing with his boss, the Sheriff’s Office, and a refrigerator full of Budweiser Light Platinums that frequently call his name, Phillips attacks the case using his wildly unorthodox methods, his cutting, sarcastic humor, and his loyal Kia Sportage named Daisy. Once the FBI becomes involved, Phillips’ world really turns into a firestorm – from armed predator drone attacks, to lethal doses of a heavy metal poison being dumped into the country’s water supplies, to catastrophes at The Civilian Interstellar Test Center. As the dangers climb and the bodies drop, Phillips becomes the only player left on the field in a very unsporting high stakes game between treachery and triumph that will both delight and dare fans of gritty, hardboiled detective action!