Have you ever thought about the rules a lion would need to follow in school? Or considered the worst thing about a queue?
You haven’t? Then these poems are for you?
In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc).
The fun, witty poems – often written from a thought-provoking point of view – cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there’s sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.
Cuprins
Aardvark
Android
Apple
Ball1
Bananas
Bird
Car
Cats
Cow
Dog
Don’t
Drip
Ear
Egg
Elephant
Fish
Flames
Frog
Goose
Grass
Gum
Hat
Hippopotamus
Hole
Ink
Insect
Is
Jack
Jar
Joey
Kite
Knees
Knickers
Lions
Loo
Love
Mat
Match
Mess
Nail
News
Night
Oil
Onion
Orange
P
Prayers
Punch
Queen
Questions
Queue
Rain
Red
Rhubarb
S
Sausages
Socks
Tiger
Titanic
Train
Umbrella
Uncle
Up
Vampire
Vandal
Vicar
Wiggle
Wind
World
X
Xmas
Xylophone
Yap
Yo-yo
Yuk
Z
Zebra
Zoo
Despre autor
DAVID MOSTYN is a widely published cartoonist and illustrator.