Everyone who’s watched American Pie knows about MILFs, but have you ever heard of a DILF? You have now. DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD covers topics such as jorts, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and religion are discussed, DILF – Yours Truly – maintains his sense of humor. DILF is built around three stories. The first is "Forbidden Fruit, " the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam’s gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is "Bed Buddies, " about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is "A Family Affair, " a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her. Anyway, I’d say more but the ol’ ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn’t going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn’t get the sexy dad memo. Just give it a try. C’mon, it’s a cheap-ass e Book for cryin’ out loud!