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Rob Sears 
Choose Your Own Apocalypse With Kim Jong-un & Friends [EPUB ebook] 

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There are many ways civilisation could end, even with wise, benevolent leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin watching over us. Now, in this fun interactive story of global doom, YOU decide how humanity perishes.
Will we be turned to grey goo by Elon Musk’s nanobots?
Driven collectively insane by Russia’s most potent memes?
Or smashed to atoms by someone sitting on the wrong button in North Korea?
In this book, YOU will meet the leaders with the future of civilisation in their hands. And YOUR wits and judgement will decide how we all inevitably die. Or then again, maybe, just maybe, with a little positive thinking, YOU will find a way to keep us all safe long enough to expire of old age and global warming instead. Just don’t get too hopeful. On every page of Choose Your Own Apocalypse with Kim Jong-un & Friends, the end of your choice is most definitely nigh.

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Rob Sears is the author of the hit humour titles The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin: Life Coach and Choose Your Own Apocalypse with Kim Jong-Un and Friends. His writing has appeared in Mc Sweeney’s, the Guardian, the New Statesman and Index on Censorship magazine. He lives in Finsbury Park, London.

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Language English ● Format EPUB ● Pages 149 ● ISBN 9781786898654 ● File size 4.4 MB ● Age 22-99 years ● Publisher Canongate Books ● City Edinburgh ● Country GB ● Published 2019 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 7161690 ● Copy protection Adobe DRM
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