Bruce Miller & Team Golfwell 
For a Tennis Player Who Has Everything [EPUB ebook] 
A Funny Tennis Book

Watch out for the 17th match!  1

Doesn’t matter…really 1

‘Play freely’   1

One for the tennis club bar       2

Rivalry?          3

You know you’re too old to play tennis when… 3

Don’t like tennis?        5

Earplugs.         5

What do you do?         7

The best.         8

Old injury       9

Just one single shot      9

An unusual place to play tennis 9

World record — Fastest Serve!  10

Tennis. 11

Best hospitality 11

Need other people.       11

Slowest ace ever          11

Really? 12

How far do you run in a match? 12

Tennis Rule Quiz Question #1  13

Fuzzy ball       13

Life is like a game of tennis     13

Origins of tennis          14

Foot doctor     15

No vax for me 16

Olympic gold — Williams sisters.          16

A mental game 16

Soars through the air    16

Gladiators.      17

The World’s Oldest Tennis Court is still being used       17

That’s a lot of balls!     18

Yellow balls?  18

Where did the term ‘love’ come from? 19

No hate — be cool         19

The irony of it all         19

How did scoring terms start?    19

Good old Joe.  20

Beer    21

When does a new ball lose its bounce?  22

Dad joke         22

How to evaluate a ball’s bounce 23

End of match   23

Tennis Rule Quiz Question #2. 23

Librarians.      24

What’s the score?        24

The best recognition    24

Court adjustment.        25

Getting married 25

Going it alone  25

Ever have 105 points without one unforced error?         25

Ever miss 9000 shots? 26

Winning.         26

Art and an act  27

Longest tennis match ever        27

Mermaids        27

Looking for a highly romantic place to play?     28

Still playing     30

Amazing Steffi Graff.  30

The court is my home. 31

We’re from the ghetto  33

No barriers      33

When did tennis balls start being packaged in a can?     34

Tennis Quiz Question #3.         34

Fail better.       35

Tenez and Novak the polyglot. 35

Sportsmanship 36

Where did the tiebreaker idea come from?        37

And more… over 100 pp.

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