автор: Elias Zapple

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Biografía del autor: Elias Zapple no nació en 1922 como algunos podrían hacerte creer. De todos modos la fecha de su nacimiento no es importante. Lo importante es que él salió de un tulipán que crecía en el jardín de alguna abuelita de Camberwell. No está claro cómo llegó a estar dentro de un tulipán, tampoco está claro cómo salió del tulipán y cómo años más tarde escribió el musical que tuvo un éxito rotundo, «Love, be a Stranger», que fue un fracaso internacional. Después de este éxito, comenzó a trabajar como deshollinador de chimeneas en la época victoriana y luego se inspiró para escribir la aclamada serie de libros titulados «Duke & Michael». Se cree que el humo de las chimeneas perjudicaron tanto a Elias que fue un milagro que después pudiera comer una magdalena de nuevo. Posteriormente, viajó de nuevo en el tiempo hasta el momento presente y realizó una serie de viajes a tierras lejanas. Durante estos viajes, Elias conoció y escuchó a muchas personas interesantes y decidió ignorarlas a todas. No obstante, aprendió un par de cosas: i) la tierra es plana; y ii) nunca deberías comer un plátano que no esté maduro. El público, que lo adora, le hace a menudo preguntas interesantes. ¿Eres un ser humano? ¿Cuántos chimpancés pueden entrar en un frigorífico? ¿Qué es eso que crece a los lados de tu cabeza? A lo que el Sr. Zapple siempre sonríe, se da la vuelta y se aleja nadando hacia el atardecer; y solo ha sido mordido una vez por un tiburón poco amable. Elias Zapple sigue trabajando en favor de la unificación de Corea y escribiendo libros para niños en los que los padres gastarán enormes sumas de dinero. Quiere que todos sepáis que cada céntimo que consiga con sus libros irá directamente a su cuenta bancaria y que ese dinero lo empleará posteriormente para comprar una magnífica tienda de campaña nueva.




31 Электронные книги Elias Zapple

Elias Zapple: Big Fangs
Brave little Nicu, a 9 year-old vampire, has finally gotten his fangs! Sweet! The bad news is that his mean and spiteful elder brother Adam has convinced Nicu that his new fangs are way too small. To …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Cyril the Dragon
Jellybean the Dragon has been dragonnapped (like kidnapped but for dragons) by the dragon-hating knights from Camelot and it’s up to 10 year-old astronaut Emma, and Cyril the Dragon, Jellybean& …
EPUB
английский
€1.99
Elias Zapple: Jellybean the Dragon
American-English Edition: Jellybean is a clumsy dragon. As a matter of fact, all dragons are clumsy. So when Jellybean falls from the sky and lands in front of Emma, a 10 year-old astronaut, naturall …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: A Christmas Carol… Slimed
American-English Edition Elias Zapple’s retelling of Charles Dickens’ Christmas fable tells the story of Elias Zapple, a man with a wealth of cabbages to match the coldness of his heart. …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Nicu — The Littlest Vampire
4 books in 1! 'Fangless', 'Big Fangs', 'Blood, Blood Everywhere' and 'Dead Again'. Loads of illustrations and fun stories! Follow the adventures of Nicu, a little vamp …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: Elias Zapple’s Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch
American-English Edition Inside this book you will find, Funny nonsense from my mind. Zany rhymes and slimy tales, Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails. And a clever slug that shocks, Tales about Ci …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Return of the Nibbles
Michel is down but not out. His family may have been drowned by the evil Master and Michel wants revenge in the bloodiest of ways! Meanwhile, something weird, very weird has happened to Duke. And whe …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: Fillmore the Dragon
Since having his arms cut off Fillmore the Dragon is being a right royal pain. Emma the astronaut wants to help. However there's a problem. The struggle to get new arms for Fillmore threatens the …
EPUB
английский
€1.99
Elias Zapple: Blood, Blood Everywhere
Nine year-old Florin is a thirsty vampire. The reason? Most of his blood has been sucked out by his friend, Nicu. Florin rampages through the town of Biertan, drinking as much blood as he can. Soon e …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Return of the Nibbles
American-English Edition Michel is down but not out. His family may have been drowned by the evil Master and Michel wants revenge in the bloodiest of ways! Meanwhile, something weird, very weird has …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: Elias Zapple’s Book of Slugs
American-English Edition Meet my heroic slugs: Steve the Slug, General Fairfax the Slug, Gino the Slug, Akira the Ninja Slug, Selina the Slug and many, many more. They’re my best friends, my lo …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Jellybean the Dragon
astronaut girl Jellybean is a clumsy dragon. As a matter of fact, all dragons are clumsy. So when Jellybean falls from the sky and lands in front of Emma, a 10 year-old astronaut, naturally a series …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Elias Zapple’s Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch
MEET THE CHARACTERS INSIDE MY HEAD Inside this book you will find, Funny nonsense from my mind. Zany rhymes and slimy tales, Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails. And a clever slug that shocks, Tale …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Fangless
In a spooky house deep in the mountains of Transylvania lives Nicu, a fangless vampire. Yes, that's right, fangless! Teased by his friends, taunted by his big brother and almost disowned by his p …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: A Christmas Carol… Slimed
Elias Zapple’s retelling of Charles Dickens’ Christmas fable tells the story of Elias Zapple, a man with a wealth of cabbages to match the coldness of his heart. On a mystical Christmas E …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Elias Zapple’s Book of Slugs
Meet my heroic slugs: Steve the Slug, General Fairfax the Slug, Gino the Slug, Akira the Ninja Slug, Selina the Slug and many, many more. They’re my best friends, my loyal servants, my fearless …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Dead Again
All is not well in Transylvania. Following a mysterious death, Nicu's family call in famed vampire detective Vamlock to investigate. Nicu must then stop a possible all out war between vampires an …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: The Mysterious Corridor
Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain has gone missing. Michel sticks his head through a hole in the garden fence and is sucked into a giant vortex. He ends up in a mysterious corr …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: The King Tingaling Painting
Duke & Michel must rescue Michel’s family and Duke’s Premium Nibbles from the villainous Master but end up becoming pawns in a battle between the Master and King Tingaling, who is still r …
EPUB
английский
€3.49
Elias Zapple: Big Fangs
American-English Edition Brave little Nicu, a 9 year-old vampire, has finally gotten his fangs! Sweet! The bad news is that his mean and spiteful elder brother Adam has convinced Nicu that his new fa …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Fangless
American-English Edition In a spooky house deep in the mountains of Transylvania lives Nicu, a fangless vampire. Yes, that's right, fangless! Teased by his friends, taunted by his big brother and …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Fillmore the Dragon
American-English Edition Since having his arms cut off Fillmore the Dragon is being a right royal pain. Emma the astronaut wants to help. However there's a problem. The struggle to get new arms f …
EPUB
английский
€1.99
Elias Zapple: Blood Blood Everywhere
American-English Edition Nine year-old Florin is a thirsty vampire. The reason? Most of his blood has been sucked out by his friend, Nicu. Florin rampages through the town of Biertan, drinking as muc …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Dead Again
American-English Edition All is not well in Transylvania. Following a mysterious death, Nicu's family call in famed vampire detective Vamlock to investigate. Nicu must then stop a possible all ou …
EPUB
английский
€0.99
Elias Zapple: Nicu — The Littlest Vampire
American-English Edition: 4 books in 1! 'Fangless', 'Big Fangs', 'Blood, Blood Everywhere' and 'Dead Again'. Loads of illustrations and fun stories! Follow the adventu …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: The Mysterious Corridor
American-English Edition Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain has gone missing. Michel sticks his head through a hole in the garden fence and is sucked into a giant vortex. He end …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: The King Tingaling Painting
American-English Edition Duke & Michel must rescue Michel’s family and Duke’s Premium Nibbles from the villainous Master but end up becoming pawns in a battle between the Master and King …
EPUB
английский
€2.99
Elias Zapple: Trixy and the Troublesome Egg
Go on a series of murderous adventures where you decide the story and get to meet and kill Trixy's friends! The more you slaughter, the more points you get! NOT FOR KIDS! Trixy the Hamster is cra …
EPUB
японский
€4.49
Elias Zapple: Cyril the Dragon
American-English Edition Jellybean the Dragon has been dragonnapped (like kidnapped but for dragons) by the dragon-hating knights from Camelot and it’s up to 10 year-old astronaut Emma, and Cyr …
EPUB
английский
€1.99
Elias Zapple: El dragón Cyril
Descripción del libro: El dragón Jellybean ha sido dragonatrado (como secuestrado pero en el caso de los dragones) por los caballeros de Camelot que odian a los dragones y, la astronauta Emma que tie …
EPUB
испанский
DRM
€4.61
Elias Zapple: Nicu – le plus petit des vampires dans Longs Crocs
Dans une maison lugubre, loin dans les montagnes de Transylvanie vit Nicu, un petit vampire sans crocs. Eh! oui, sans crocs! Taquiné par ses amis, raillé par son grand frère et presque renié de ses p …
EPUB
французы
DRM
€1.54