M. L. Buchman 
The Gods Are Out Inn [EPUB ebook] 

-a Deities Anonymous story-
Sometimes even the most tolerant of Goddesses can’t deal with the shortcomings of the Gods.
After 14 billion years as the Devil Incarnate, Michelle just wants a quiet beer with her friends.
• But the Norse Goddess Freyja is on the verge of a nervous breakdown brought on by Odin and his odious son Thor.
• Macbeth’s witches are in the corner chortling over a new collection of dirty tales.
• The bartender, a diminutive angel with a speed-talking disorder, has a mind of her own—which was not standard issue.
Who does Michelle have to banish to get a drink at the Gods Are Out Inn?