"Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offences" is a humorous and satirical essay by Mark Twain, published in 1895. In this essay, Twain provides a scathing critique of the literary shortcomings he perceives in the works of James Fenimore Cooper, particularly focusing on Cooper's novel "The Deerslayer." Twain humorously dissects Cooper's writing style, pointing out numerous inconsistencies, implausible plot elements, and violations of literary conventions. He skewers Cooper's excessive use of verbose descriptions, melodramatic dialogue, and improbable scenarios, offering his own humorous analysis and alternative interpretations. Through witty commentary and clever sarcasm, Twain pokes fun at Cooper's literary shortcomings while also making broader points about the nature of storytelling and the importance of realism in literature. "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offences" remains a classic example of Twain's irreverent wit and critical insight into the craft of writing.