Michael Scott 
Cruise of the Midge [PDF ebook] 

Whilst the greatest effort has been made to ensure the quality of this text, due to the historical nature of this content, in some rare cases there may be minor issues with legibility. Confound these old-fashioned snuffers, the spring is broken I My eyes opened at this, wider, I believe, than they had ever done before, and my ears tingled. What a speech from an inhabitant of the other world I thought I. Oh is it you, Joe Peak quoth the handsome spectre; why do you steal in and startle one so, you little villain Hush — off with these heavy shoes of yours, and come and sit down, will ye?