Richard Benson 
Kid»s Klangers [PDF ebook] 
The Funny Things That Children Say

The world is a confusing place, especially for children, and their innocent observations and questions can be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you»re, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel asks you…»is that man all wrinkly because he»s been in the bath too long?»