Nobody expects to get turned into a vampire, especially a guy like Bob.
Everybody hopes that if they somehow get transformed into a vampire, they will instantly become some kind of superhero vampire out of the movies. Bad news guys: not gonna happen. More likely than not, you’re gonna be one of the poor clueless bastards hanging out on Thursday nights with Bob in his vampire support group.
You may think you know what being a vampire is supposed to be like, but Bob is here to set you straight. He’s made it his personal mission to get answers about the reality of being a vampire. He’s been shot, stabbed, thrown off rooftops, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom — all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.
If you think you might be a vampire, this is the book for you.
Содержание
PROLOGUE 1
BOB THE VAMPIRE 9
THINGS THEY DON’T TELL YOU 19
TRUE LOVE HURTS 33
VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO 43
MISSED CONNECTIONS 51
FRIENDS OF VLAD 59
THE DANCE MACABRE 77
VERY BAD THINGS 89
THE PROBLEM WITH VAMPIRES 109
FIVE DAYS 125
DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS 151
THE JOKER AND THE THIEF 169
DANCING IN THE DARK 189
AFTER THE AFTERLIFE 205
MY OWN WORST ENEMY 225
GOING ROGUE 249
CONFESSION TIME 255
THE TRUTH 257
DAYS LIKE THESE 265
STORMING THE CASTLE 279
A THOUSAND DEATHS 291
EPILOGUE 305
AFTERWORD 313
Об авторе
Smith grew up in Barbados with an active interest in writing and art, combining the two at an early age to make his own comic books. After discovering Stephen King and Clive Barker his interest turned to horror fiction.
His science-fiction series ‘Out of Time’ has been nominated for awards from the IAWTV (International Academy of Web Television) and the T.O. Webfest 2017.
Smith describes himself as a ‘web series evangelist’ and was a founding member of the Toronto based IWCC (Independent Webseries Creators of Canada).
‘So I Might Be a Vampire’ is his first novel.
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