Sloane Crosley 
I Was Told There’d Be Cake [EPUB ebook] 

From accidentally despoiling an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History to baking a cookie in the shape of her boss’s face to win her approval, Sloane Crossley can do no right. In a sharp, original storytelling style that confounds expectations at every turn, Crossley recounts her victories and catastrophes with an irresistable voice, finding genuine insights in the most unpredictable places.’I love Sloane Crossley. . . she is a post-modern Mary Tyler Moore, and this book is wry, generous, knowing — a perfect document of what it is to be young in today’s world.’ A.M. Homes’Exquisite. . . Crossley has a sprywistfulness that’s very much her own’ Los Angeles Times’Sloane Crossley asserts herself as a new master of nonfiction situational comedy’ Entertainment Weekly The New York Times bestseller