The Last Honeymoon is a fast-paced laugh-out-loud South Pacific joy-ride that follows newlyweds, Annie and Mitch, to beautiful Norfolk Island for their dream honeymoon. And everything that can go wrong — goes wrong.
It’s the honeymoon from hell in heavenly Norfolk Island.
Starts with our lovebirds, Mitch and Annie, together on a plane flying through sickening turbulence, and ends with Mitch in hospital powerless to help his new wife, Annie, who’s hopelessly lost at sea in a terrying white squall aboard the Rainbow Warrior VI.
There’s a barrel o’laughs and a bucket o’tears. There’s fights and bites, turtles and terns, lust and frustration, and lots of love — all set against the idyllic South Pacific Ocean… Which itself transforms in the blink of an eye into a dangerous death-dealing storm. Then it gets really bad.
The only way Annie and Mitch can make it through this rollrercoaster of matrimony is with the help of the entire community of unique Norfolk Island characters.
Will their marriage survive the honeymoon?
More importantly, will Annie and Mitch survive it?
Either way, it’s their last honeymoon.
Содержание
CHAPTER ONE — PLANE.. 5
CHAPTER TWO — LANDING.. 10
CHAPTER THREE — CAR.. 13
CHAPTER FOUR — HOUSE.. 27
CHAPTER FIVE — POTHOLE.. 36
CHAPTER SIX — SULLEN.. 42
CHAPTER SEVEN — BUNGALOW… 51
CHAPTER EIGHT — WIFE.. 56
CHAPTER TEN — BAY.. 75
CHAPTER ELEVEN — SUBMARINERS. 83
CHAPTER TWELVE — HOSPITAL.. 96
CHAPTER THIRTEEN — WAITING ROOM… 104
CHAPTER FOURTEEN — WEATHER.. 110
CHAPTER FIFTEEN — LIFE AQUATIC.. 111
CHAPTER SIXTEEN — WALLY.. 114
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN — BRIAN.. 115
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN — NEVILLE.. 117
CHAPTER NINETEEN — WAITING.. 119
CHAPTER TWENTY — ROUNDS. 125
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE — CORD-YI-GAAAL.. 131
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO — HOSPITAL.. 136
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE — KNOB.. 138
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR — DAMAGES. 144
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE — PIER.. 149
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX — SCURRILOUS. 163
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN — RADIO.. 173
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT — ESCAPEE.. 175
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE — MAISIE.. 177
CHAPTER THIRTY — DANCE.. 180
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE — WEATHER GIRL.. 186
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO — HOSPITAL.. 191
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE — SEA.. 199
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR — WARD.. 206
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE — BOAT.. 209
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX — WARD.. 211
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN — BOAT.. 214
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT — WARD.. 216
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE — RECEPTION.. 219
CHAPTER FORTY — BOAT.. 220
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE — RECEPTION.. 223
CHAPTER FORTY-TWO — BOAT.. 225
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE — RECEPTION.. 227
CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR — RADIO.. 230
CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE — STATION.. 232
CHAPTER FORTY-SIX — BOAT.. 236
CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN — BELOW… 237
CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT — RECEPTION.. 239
CHAPTER FORTY-NINE — SHORTY.. 240
CHAPTER FIFTY — BUNG.. 243
CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE — RECEPTION.. 246
CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO — BOAT.. 247
CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE — STUDIO.. 248
CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR — BOAT.. 250
CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE — TOWN.. 252
CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX — BOAT.. 255
CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN — BUNG.. 256
CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT — RECEPTION.. 258
CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE — STUDIO.. 259
CHAPTER SIXTY — BOAT.. 260
CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE — RECEPTION.. 262
CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO — BOAT.. 264
CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE — RECEPTION.. 267
CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR — BOAT.. 270
CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE — STUDIO.. 274
CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX — BOAT.. 277
CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN — WAITING ROOM… 278
CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT — BOAT.. 279
CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE — WAITING ROOM… 280
CHAPTER SEVENTY — BOAT.. 281
CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE — THE MOMENT.. 282
CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO — TOWN.. 290
CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE — KINGSTON PIER.. 291
CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR — WARD.. 292
CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE — OCEAN VALLEY.. 294
Об авторе
Paulo Garnsey was born in Brisbane, Australia. Started writing ads and short stories at 18 and got good about 40. Received the Queensland Premier’s Award for his screenplay, ‘You Are a House’; and, with Lucy Powis, won Best Original Script at the Norfolk Island Theatre Festival for their play, ‘Gold Fish’. Lives on Norfolk Island, where he spends most of his time underwater, but comes up to write. ‘The Last Honeymoon’ is his first novel.
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