Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what’s now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.
Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons.
See how caveman really felt about: • Family Life: ’Kids and food. . .it’s important to know the difference.’
• Clothing: ’Sometimes back hair just isn’t enough.’
• Fighting: ’Like rugby with spears.’
And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I’ll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats.
Praise For Steve Graham’s The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly
’Gleefully offensive.’–
Publishers Weekly
’Thanks for using a pseudonym.’ –Steve’s father
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