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Die Jeans ist nicht zu klein, dein Hintern ist einfach zu dick [EPUB ebook] 
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Örtmek Peter Grünlich: Die Jeans ist nicht zu klein, dein Hintern ist einfach zu dick (ePUB)

Peter Grünlich entführt uns in die Welt des Absurden und Amüsanten, indem er Alltagsweisheiten auf den Kopf stellt und uns zum Schmunzeln bringt.
In seinem humorvollen Buch Die Jeans ist nicht zu klein, dein Hintern ist einfach zu dick trägt der Autor zusammen, was uns Freude bereitet und wir viel zu selten hören. Mit Sätzen wie ‘Unser Kind ist nicht faul, sondern dumm’, ‘Mallorca ist toll, aber das Hinterland ist schrecklich’ oder ‘Ich liebe das Bild in meinem Führerschein’ hinterfragt Grünlich augenzwinkernd die Banalitäten des Lebens.
Ob es um Beziehungen, Urlaub oder den Alltag geht – dieser Quatsch-Humor für Erwachsene bringt garantiert jeden zum Lachen. Tauchen Sie ein in eine Welt voller Blödsinn und Spaß und lassen Sie sich von den pointierten Beobachtungen und witzigen Sprüchen überraschen. Die Jeans ist nicht zu klein, dein Hintern ist einfach zu dick ist das perfekte Geschenk für alle, die gerne über sich selbst und die kleinen Absurditäten des Lebens schmunzeln.

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Peter Grünlich: 18% langweiliger Job, 16% unschönes Familienleben, 7% Exzesse mit Kumpels, 3% lustige Buchprojekte, 56% ermüdende Schul- und Studienjahre. 73% Sammeln von „Seltenen Sätzen“. Das Ergebnis wird erstmals hier veröffentlicht.
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