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Das neue lustige Buch vom Autor des Bestsellers »Was wir tun, wenn der Aufzug nicht kommt« zum Facebook-Trend »Things … Don’t Say«
Es gibt Dinge, die kein Lehrer sagen würde. Und Dinge, die man von und über Menschen mit anderen Berufen sicher auch nicht hören wird. Doch eigentlich sind es diese unnötigen und unwahrscheinlichen Sätze, die uns alles über den verraten, der sie eben nicht sagt. Peter Grünlich hat sie in akribischer Kleinarbeit zusammengetragen und geordnet. – Eine kuriose Sprüche-Sammlung voller Witz und Wahrheit!
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