R.L. Stine 
Rotten School #1: The Big Blueberry Barf-Off! [EPUB ebook] 

Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School!Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if shepretendsshes not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesnt have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks. But Bernie has a plan to get it. Berniealwayshas a plan! Its time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all!Packed with three dozen hilariously disgusting half-tone illustrations by Trip Park, readers wont be able to resist the madness at Rotten Schoolwhere good is good, bad is better, androttenis the absolute best!