Strand Jeff Strand 
Bad Day for Voodoo [EPUB ebook] 

When your best friend is just a tiny bit psychotic, you should never actually believe him when he says, "Trust me. This is gonna be awesome."Of course, you probably wouldn’t believe a voodoo doll could work either. Or that it could cause someone’s leg to blow clean off with one quick prick. But I’ve seen it. It can happen.And when there’s suddenly a doll of YOU floating around out there-a doll that could be snatched by a Rottweiler and torn to shreds, or a gang of thugs ready to torch it, or any random family of cannibals (really, do you need the danger here spelled out for you?)-well, you know that’s just gonna be a really bad day …"Jeff Strand is hilariously funny and truly deranged." -Christopher Golden, author of When Rose Wakes