Dr. If 
‘Remaking’ the World: Pardon my Turkey [EPUB ebook] 

Children’s poet. "Dr IF". Book series: ‘Remaking’ the World. Kids love to "change things" (parents, animals, body parts) but the final stanzas prove it’s all OK as is, a bit like the "Midas Touch." Kids will receive replies in verse when writing to: Dr.IF@Remakingthe World.com. The first in series, "The Nose on the Back of My Head, " includes "ME stories, " with fanciful changes in design of eyes, ears, legs, nose, etc. in humorous verse and superb color illustrations: Others titles are about: Family Stories, "My Brother’s Pants Don’t Fit Me;" this one, about Farm Animal Stories, "Pardon my Turkey;" and Wild Animal Stories, "Hold That Hug, " etc. Content stimulates discussion and learning about a kid’s world. Real author: Gordon Ralph, Graduate: U of Chicago Law School. Loves kids and writing "iambic pentameter" imaginative verse. Illustrator is talented and credentialed artist. Funny for adults and kids alike. Try the first book and you will want them all as soon as they are available. Part of proceeds to children’s charities like Give Kids the World, located near Disney in Florida, a top rated children’s charity.