Apart from being a kid book author, Timmie is also the farting star of his recent book called Ninja Farts. Farts really are still a very magical topic to him and this kind of material is what he is really into and therefore he is still working on a new genre of fart book series. He is also interested in his dog El Ninjo and in animals in general. His past as a Ninja fart shooter is really helping him lookout for similar experiences in relation to animals. He is always open to some unique and new experiences as well as some jerky inspirations from his dog El Ninjo. By watching and giving most of his attention to his beloved dog, El Ninjo, Timmie”s life is transforming yet again into a new out of this world experience. Timmie has become a popular kid”s fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facette of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him. This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new and akward dimension To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them. Timmie”s reality shift goes from a Ninja fart reality that he has been living for the past couple of months to an even freakier one this time because he is in the process of discovering the real secrets of jerky animals. This leads him to this brand new creation of a phantasie rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats. Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness. This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about. He also makes clear to young readers why exposing the truth about a unicorn”s jerkiness should be an important matter to kids with precious toys and yummy candy. Sometimes changing a view to get a peek into another dimension of reality is what a kid needs to know in order to understand who unicorns really are. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most jerky and humorous moments lived by these mystical and magical animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerky personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Inside Timmie”s humorous animal poetry book, kids will laugh out loud because they are going to discover the most jerky moments of their life. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality – jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootw reality AKA out of this world reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of animal jerkiness because you won”t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching.
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Timmie Guzzmann: Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks – A Funny Poem Book For Kids
LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That’s right…For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann’s Cat Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor
Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won’t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them… Inside you’ll …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks)
Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won’t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them… Inside this hilari …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children – Dog & Unicorn Jerks
Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won’t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them… Inside this hilari …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Dog Humor
This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustr …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!
Inside you’ll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angel …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Smelly Christmas Carols & Rhymes For Kids With 25 Farts: Farting Advent Calendar
The First Farting Advent Calendar: A Very Smelly Christmas Countdown Calendar with 25 farty Christmas carols That Are waiting behind each of the 25 doors – Open Them Up One per Day & Count Down To Ch …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Diary Of Don & Jon
This is the Diary Of Don & Jon the funny redneck twins. Don & Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there are even freakier phenomenons out there in …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Fart Book: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger!
FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you’re a ‘professional’ butt-whistler or just an amateur… E …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Children Easy Reading: Baby & Toddler Beginner Readers Books: Ned The Ninja Kid
Children Easy Reading: Baby & Toddler Beginner Readers Books – Ned The Ninja Kid – A Picture Book For Beginning Readers – Volume 1 Inside you and your child will discover funny, rhyming and easy to r …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts
Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts Advent Calendar 2014 – 25 Christmas Carol For Kids Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you’ll want to open on each new Decemb …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Pedo Aventuras Ninja: Ninja libro para los niños: Pedo libro
Pedo libro: Ninja pedos Skateboard – Volumen 4 – Versión Nueva y mejorada con ilustraciones cómicas: Con la prima de la sorpresa! – 15 historias pedo divertido en la patineta de todo el mundo – 16 pa …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories
Hi M Craft Fans! Spend a little time with the Amazing Tale of M Craft that includes a collection of hilarious M Craft Tips & Tricks, M Craft Toys, M Craft Jokes, Funny M Craft comics & M Craft Pictur …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Pedo Aventuras Ninja: Ninja Libro para los Niños
Pedo libro: Ninja pedos Skateboard – Volumen 4 – Versión Nueva y mejorada con ilustraciones cómicas: Con la prima de la sorpresa! – 15 historias pedo divertido en la patineta de todo el mundo – 16 pa …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters, Zombie Invasion & Beyond
Hi Minecraft Fans! Spend a little time with the Amazing Tale of Minecraft that includdes a collection of hilarious Minecraft Tips & Tricks, Minecraft Toys, Minecraft Jokes, Funny Minecraft comics & M …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Furz Buch: Ninja Skateboard Kinderbuch
Die Ninja Fart Skateboarding Disziplin kennt keine Konkurrenz denn diese bewegt sich mit Blitzgeschwindigkeit und angetrieben von der Bohnen Superpower. Timmie und El Ninjo erleben auf diesem Skatebo …
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Timmie Guzzmann: Funny Jokes For Kids
Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction – Fart Book Series + Really Big Jerks Series 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes: Book 1: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Pooper! Ban …
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