Mark Twain 
Eve’s Diary [PDF ebook] 
Translated From the Original Ms.

Whilst the greatest effort has been made to ensure the quality of this text, due to the historical nature of this content, in some rare cases there may be minor issues with legibility. I am almost a whole day old, now. I arrived yesterday. That is as it seems to me. And it must be so, for if there was a day -before-yesterday I was not there when it happened, or I should remember it. It could be, of course, that it did happen, and that I was not noticing. Very well; I will be very watchful, now, and if any day-before-yesterdays happen I will make a note of it. It will be best to start right and not let the record get confused, for some instinct tells me that these details are going to be important to the historian some day.