Si Robertson 
Si-cology 1 [EPUB ebook] 
Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle

You know him from the hit A show Duck Dynastynow you can enjoy Uncle Sis tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, youll be standing there buck naked and wont know what hit you! Look hereif it wasnt for my tripped knee, Id be playing in the NBA today. Hey, Jack! Any of these sound familiar? If they door even if they dontyoure in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book. And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. Youll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasawho are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show. Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Sis one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.