Timmie Guzzmann 
Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children – Dog & Unicorn Jerks [EPUB ebook] 
2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3

Apart from being a kid book author, Timmie is also the farting star of his recent book called Ninja Farts. Farts really are still a very magical topic to him and this kind of material is what he is really into and therefore he is still working on a new genre of fart book series. He is also interested in his dog El Ninjo and in animals in general. His past as a Ninja fart shooter is really helping him lookout for similar experiences in relation to animals. He is always open to some unique and new experiences as well as some jerky inspirations from his dog El Ninjo. By watching and giving most of his attention to his beloved dog, El Ninjo, Timmie’s life is transforming yet again into a new out of this world experience. Timmie has become a popular kid’s fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facette of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him. This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new and akward dimension To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them. Timmie’s reality shift goes from a Ninja fart reality that he has been living for the past couple of months to an even freakier one this time because he is in the process of discovering the real secrets of jerky animals. This leads him to this brand new creation of a phantasie rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats. Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness. This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about. He also makes clear to young readers why exposing the truth about a unicorn’s jerkiness should be an important matter to kids with precious toys and yummy candy. Sometimes changing a view to get a peek into another dimension of reality is what a kid needs to know in order to understand who unicorns really are. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most jerky and humorous moments lived by these mystical and magical animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerky personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Inside Timmie’s humorous animal poetry book, kids will laugh out loud because they are going to discover the most jerky moments of their life. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality – jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootw reality AKA out of this world reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of animal jerkiness because you won’t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching.