Angélique Jamail is a ninja-like cryptid: you don’t notice how weird she is at first until it’s too late and you’re already ensorcelled. She can usually be found under a disco ball, mollifying her teaching assistant (a dog-like feline who lives on her desk) with New Wave music, and eating All The Chocolate. Proceed with caution, but definitely buy her books and take her classes. You know you want to.