作者: Richard Benson

F stands for ‘funny’ in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relat …

From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups.F for Effort features hilarious gems from elementary sc …

New York Times-Bestselling Series: A collection of laugh-out-loud incorrect test answers showcasing the brilliance of stumped students.From the author of the bestselling F in Exams, and F for Effort …

Four books in one: The ultimate compendium of the New York Times–bestselling series filled with hilariously wrong test answers from real-life classrooms. This fun omnibus features the complete …

Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A l …

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We’ve all been there. You’ve be …

Jack brort a cak to school and we all had a pis Captin Cok was a famos exploder I found a spare seal so I quickly sat on it Children are at their funniest when they are trying to be serious, and thei …

Last week it was Jack”s berthday. He brort a cak to school and we all had a pis. On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mom said they were to ekspensiv. Children are at their funn …

The F in Exams are over, the results are in and just when you thought it was safe to go back in the classroom… BANG! It’s time for F in Retakes! Enjoy another heady dose of hilarious answers that can …

Dieses Buch enthält Barbecuerezepte die Ihnen den Mund wässerig machen!  Möchten Sie Ihre Freunde und Familie mit authentischen Grillrezepten im Memphis-Stil vom Hocker reißen? Den ganzen Winter …

Exquisitas recetas que haran de sus eventos un exito. Aqui encontrara una gran variedad de estilos para todo tipo de carnes. Esperamos que lo disfrute. …

Este livro contém receitas de churrasco que darão água boca! Dicas e ideias também incluídas. Nós sonhamos com churrasco durante os dias de inverno frio o ano todo. Finalmente a temporada chegou e a …

Ahh, glorious school days… It’s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new …

Ahh, glorious school days It s no wonder they went so quickly with all the exams, the classroom fun, the sticky situations to get out of, the work to avoid and the teachers to annoy. Enjoy this new c …

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English ex …

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English ex …

If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography e …

If you get perspiration and precipitation confused, then take comfort in this hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most cringeworthy howlers from school Geography e …

If you don’t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams. …

If you don t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams. …

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your left eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of t …

If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize dose of F in Exams, containing some of the mos …

We all know that the written word is full of traps for the unwary, and this goes double for those in their early years of learning it. An earnest attempt at constructing a beautiful, articulate sente …

We all know that the written word is full of traps for the unwary, and this goes double for those in their early years of learning it. An earnest attempt at constructing a beautiful, articulate sente …

you won t know whether to laugh or cry DAILY MAIL Getting up at the crack of dawn, wearing school uniform, squabbles in the schoolyard, endless homework those were the best days of your life! It s ti …

Exams have never been so hilarious! Banish the horror of school days with this bumper edition of the world s best pupils. Bursting with misunderstandings, misspellings and spirited, if ultimately inc …

Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’. A: Someone who tortures ants. Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready – it’s time for more F in Exams! School y …

Q: Define the term antagonist . A: Someone who tortures ants. Q: What are levees? A: Expensive jeans. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready it s time for more F in Exams! School year …

When you have endless exams to prepare for, the assignment you wrote has genuinely been eaten by the dog and you re forced to wear the lost-property PE kit because yours is in the wash, life can beco …

Have you always thought that a goldfish has a 3-second memory span? Do you think your morning coffee comes from a bean? Do you believe that those accused at the Salem Witch Trials were burned at the …

Have you always thought that a goldfish has a 3-second memory span? Do you think your morning coffee comes from a bean? Do you believe that those accused at the Salem Witch Trials were burned at the …

I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.”My dads boss lives in a big hose.”When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.’Children are at their funniest when they’re trying to be se …

What was Sir Isaac Newton famous for?He invented gravity.Another year has passed, which means more exams have been sat and more silly answers have been given by the children of our future. To make su …

When Richard Benson was growing up he felt like ‘the village idiot with O’levels’ – glowing school reports aren’t much help when you’re trying to help a sow give birth, or drive a power harrow in a s …

”Wonderfully evocative … Not for a heartbeat is there a false or faltering note as various life stories unfurl and conflate, invariably amid hardship and leading to heartbreak” The Times The clos …

Another year, another set of exams and another round of well-meaning students to provide us with our textbook mix of wisdom and wisecracks.Bursting with yet more crazy and creative thinking, this boo …

‘I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.”My dads boss lives in a big hose.”When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.’ Children are at their funniest when they re trying to be …

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We ve all been there. You ve be …

‘Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope’ Bill Cosby ‘My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic’ Spike Milligan When your precious offspring have hijacke …

The world is a confusing place, especially for children, and their innocent observations and questions can be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you’re, say, behi …

When the little angels are driving you crazy and you’re one minivan away from being a personal taxi service, these wonderful quips and quotes are the perfect reminder of why being a mother is the bes …

‘Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t’ Margaret Thatcher, UK prime minister 1979-1990 and leader of the Conservative Party 1975-1990, was the only women …

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope” Bill Cosby ”My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic” Spike Milligan When your precious offspring have hijac …

The world is a confusing place, especially for children, and their innocent observations and questions can be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you”re, say, beh …

When the little angels are driving you crazy and you”re one minivan away from being a personal taxi service, these wonderful quips and quotes are the perfect reminder of why being a mother is the be …

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren”t” Margaret Thatcher, UK prime minister 1979-1990 and leader of the Conservative Party 1975-1990, was the only woma …

The F in Exams are over, the results are in and just when you thought it was safe to go back in the classroom BANG! It s time for F in Retakes! Enjoy another heady dose of hilarious answers that cann …

With quips, quotes and insults from classic favourites William Shakespeare and Jane Austen to modern humorists Stephen Fry and Billy Connolly, this delightful book will ensure you re never at a loss …

Ireland is where strange tales begin and happy endings are possible. Charles Haughey From classic favourites Oscar Wilde and W. B. Yeats to modern greats including Maeve Binchy and Spike Milligan, th …

‘One hates an author that s all author.’ Lord Byron With quips, quotes and insults from beloved literary figures such as William Shakespeare, Virginia Woolf and Ernest Hemingway to modern literati in …

‘I wouldn t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.’ Brian Clough Sport is the stuff of high drama, big personalities and some very memorable quips. This collection of f …

‘I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.’ Andy Roddick on Roger Federer ‘When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.’ …

I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. Andy Roddick on Roger Federer When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours. Dale …

‘The away team were prevented from making a final strike due to a well-timed tickle’ Laugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest slips and most blatant bloopers that ever made …

‘Never have children, only grandchildren.’ Gore Vidal When your roses have been trampled by little feet and the golf has been hijacked by children s TV, reach for this hilarious book, crammed full of …

‘Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.’ Helen Thomson When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can t prise the darlings away from a screen, reach into your handbag for this hilario …

The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. Virginia Woolf So you re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you ve still got your sense of humour. This collection …

When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there s a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to re …

When the little angels are driving you crazy and you re one minivan away from being a personal taxi service, these wonderful quips and quotes will help to remind you that being a mum is the best job …

You’ve made it. Old age. You want to make the most of your golden years and are finding yourself stereotyped and sidelined. But you’re not the doddering geriatric people think you are. Get inspired b …

‘The away team were prevented from making a final strike due to a well-timed tickle’ ‘British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands’ Laugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest sli …

Some might say there’s nothing funny about scrums, cauliflower ears and the sin bin. Rugby Wit begs to differ. This latest addition to the celebrated Wit series raises the cross-bar, bringing you hun …

The world of sport has produced some memorable characters – yet the wit demonstrated off the track often scores even higher. For athletic wisecracks and champion comebacks, Sporting Wit is top of its …