Team Golfwell 
Golf Jokes and Stories II [EPUB ebook] 
Funny Reflections on Golf

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Are you looking for a unique gift that will make any golfer laugh? Learn that life on the golf course is at times funnier than you can imagine.

Team Golfwell created and administers 'Golf Jokes and Stories, ’ a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 240, 000+ members in a short time and continues to grow with amazingly creative members and their hilarious posts and comments.

This book reveals so much about the game as well as the human nature and comedy in all of us.

For example, 'My ball landed next to this large gator. I think my ball may even be in his mouth. My question is, do I get free relief? Or do I have to take a 1 stroke penalty and drop 2 club lengths? I would play it as it lies, but this gator seems angry. I think he’s angry because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush.’

These were a few of the replies,

·        I think it’s just smiling – just play it.

·        Gators have more teeth than West Virginia. Play the nearest point of complete relief with no penalty and run like hell.

·        You get 2 gator tail lengths, and your partner must dangle half a chicken at the end of YOUR favorite wedge, to draw him safely away. That’s State Law.

·        You guys have no sense of adventure? The thing you most need to keep in mind while taking your shot is, that they don’t run sideways very well.

·        I hear they like their bellies rubbed…

Some posts and comments in the group may have grammar, punctuation, and other errors, but we left most of them as is since in our view, correcting these would not show the true character of the posts and comments.

Look inside this book and you will see what we mean…

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Table of Contents

Golf Visors.    1

Ruling needed 5

What are your thoughts on having a caddie?      6

Son-in-law      9

Not this son-in-law      10

Worm Burner. 12

Why do we do this?     13

Husband Wanted         17

Enjoyment.     17

Broken windshield       18

The boss         21

What are weird, rare, and crazy things  21

Punctuation     27

Touchy subject 27

Persistence      29

Drinking Games.         30

Club for sale   32

Losing Interest. 35

Golf Shoes.     36

A posted poem 38

The New Brain 40

Worries of a woman    41

Gimmies.        42

Golf trip          45

Small Balls.     46

Chicken Farmer.          48

It is what it is   49

A Man with No Enemies          50

It’s all about me.          52

Fast Drinker    57

Do you mark a line on the golf ball?     57

A GOLFING LIMERICK        60

Short story time 78

Annoying players        80

Christmas gifts for men 81

Three guys      82

Recession       83

Opinions about John Daly        85

Reality 88

Ballerina         88

Proper Way to Call a Golfer a Bastard  89

Forcing sports on kids  90

Golf shoe in mouth      91

True story an office junior v. bank director        92

LOUISIANA PURCHASE.     92

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race,    94

How Tough are Aussie Men?   96

Rocky Mountain Oysters.         97

Sore balls.       99

Roses  100

Favorite Club. 100

Standing close. 101

Strangers         106

Marijuana on the course?         108

Driving range. 109

The Rules of Bedroom Golf.    111

Hard Golf Courses       113

Fixing Divots  117

Holes in One – True Statistics  119

Kim Jung il Holes in one.         120

Tee box talk    122

Four CEOs of Beer companies 124

Fish story        125

Thank you       126

A new golfer wonders  126

Unexpected     130

Laugh at yourself         131

Disgruntled.    135

Iron covers or not?       136

and more 152 pages.

O autorze

Team Golfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 240, 000+ Facebook Group 'Golf Jokes and Stories.’ Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Golf Coaching, Sports humor, and other categories.

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Język Angielski ● Format EPUB ● Strony 152 ● ISBN 9781991164186 ● Rozmiar pliku 1.3 MB ● Wydawca Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd. ● Opublikowany 2022 ● Ydanie 1 ● Do pobrania 24 miesięcy ● Waluta EUR ● ID 8400764 ● Ochrona przed kopiowaniem Adobe DRM
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