Are you looking for a unique gift that will make any golfer laugh? Learn that life on the golf course is at times funnier than you can imagine.
Team Golfwell created and administers ‘Golf Jokes and Stories, ‘ a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 240, 000+ members in a short time and continues to grow with amazingly creative members and their hilarious posts and comments.
This book reveals so much about the game as well as the human nature and comedy in all of us.
For example, ‘My ball landed next to this large gator. I think my ball may even be in his mouth. My question is, do I get free relief? Or do I have to take a 1 stroke penalty and drop 2 club lengths? I would play it as it lies, but this gator seems angry. I think he’s angry because he has all those teeth and no toothbrush.’
These were a few of the replies,
· I think it’s just smiling – just play it.
· Gators have more teeth than West Virginia. Play the nearest point of complete relief with no penalty and run like hell.
· You get 2 gator tail lengths, and your partner must dangle half a chicken at the end of YOUR favorite wedge, to draw him safely away. That’s State Law.
· You guys have no sense of adventure? The thing you most need to keep in mind while taking your shot is, that they don’t run sideways very well.
· I hear they like their bellies rubbed…
Some posts and comments in the group may have grammar, punctuation, and other errors, but we left most of them as is since in our view, correcting these would not show the true character of the posts and comments.
Look inside this book and you will see what we mean…
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Table of Contents
Golf Visors. 1
Ruling needed 5
What are your thoughts on having a caddie? 6
Son-in-law 9
Not this son-in-law 10
Worm Burner. 12
Why do we do this? 13
Husband Wanted 17
Enjoyment. 17
Broken windshield 18
The boss 21
What are weird, rare, and crazy things 21
Punctuation 27
Touchy subject 27
Persistence 29
Drinking Games. 30
Club for sale 32
Losing Interest. 35
Golf Shoes. 36
A posted poem 38
The New Brain 40
Worries of a woman 41
Gimmies. 42
Golf trip 45
Small Balls. 46
Chicken Farmer. 48
It is what it is 49
A Man with No Enemies 50
It’s all about me. 52
Fast Drinker 57
Do you mark a line on the golf ball? 57
A GOLFING LIMERICK 60
Short story time 78
Annoying players 80
Christmas gifts for men 81
Three guys 82
Recession 83
Opinions about John Daly 85
Reality 88
Ballerina 88
Proper Way to Call a Golfer a Bastard 89
Forcing sports on kids 90
Golf shoe in mouth 91
True story an office junior v. bank director 92
LOUISIANA PURCHASE. 92
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race, 94
How Tough are Aussie Men? 96
Rocky Mountain Oysters. 97
Sore balls. 99
Roses 100
Favorite Club. 100
Standing close. 101
Strangers 106
Marijuana on the course? 108
Driving range. 109
The Rules of Bedroom Golf. 111
Hard Golf Courses 113
Fixing Divots 117
Holes in One – True Statistics 119
Kim Jung il Holes in one. 120
Tee box talk 122
Four CEOs of Beer companies 124
Fish story 125
Thank you 126
A new golfer wonders 126
Unexpected 130
Laugh at yourself 131
Disgruntled. 135
Iron covers or not? 136
and more 152 pages.
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Team Golfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 240, 000+ Facebook Group ‘Golf Jokes and Stories.’ Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Golf Coaching, Sports humor, and other categories.
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